Thursday, March 5, 2015
Short And Interesting Facebook Status
- Keep your face in the sunshine and you can never see the shadow.
- Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
- Of course women have cleaner mind than men. They change them much more often.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- Kindness is the greatest of all balms.
- Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
- If you thinks nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women.
- If you want to cry use a tissue, not your facebook status.
- I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
- I think my girlfriend has sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
- Your intelligence is my commonsense.
- I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
- Please be patient even toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.