Most Funniest Short Love Qoutes

Collection Of Funny Love Quotes

- I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

- Scott Adams

- love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.
- Unknown

- To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful
- Unknown

- Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talk to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
- Anonymous 

- Hold my hand and I'll go anywhere with you.
- Unknown

- There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
- Melanie

- Love is like an egg, it breaks easily and stinks if it gets to old.
- Quacki Poona

- Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Unknown

- Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
- Unknown

- Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be an man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

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