Funny Thoughts And Sayings

Funniest Quotes/Thoughts/Sayings
funniest quotations
1. Do you want to know the world? Then look at it closely. Do you want to like it? Then look at it from afar.

- Ion Luca Caragiale

2. If you cannot repair the brakes on your car, make your horn louder.

3. Love your haters, they are your biggest fans.
- Kanye West

4. If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
- Jules Renard

5. Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.
- Billie Burke

6. Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles Schulz

7. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen 

8. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Eddison

9. Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the hot and cools the sting.
- Willian Arthur Ward

10. A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain
- Robert Frost

11. People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing- that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Zigler

12. Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
- George Carlin.

13. I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
- Louisa Agassiz


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