Witty Quotes And Sayings

1. A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. 

2. Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
- William Shakespeare

3. Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
- Oliver Goldsmith

4. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

5. Research shows that in 100% of cases, when starting a sentence with 'If you ask me' almost always indicates that no one asked you.
- lolsotrue.com

6. If you see me running, you better run too cuz something is chasing me.

7. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

8 Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
 - Sue Murphy 

9. If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.

10. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

11. Crying is how your body speaks, when your mouth can't explain the pain you feel.

12. All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
- Sean O'Cassey

13. The only reason the people do not know much is because they do  not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriosity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.
- Stephen Fry

14. Don't worry if a plan fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. 

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