Funny Quotes About Politics

Funny Words About Politics And Politicians
funny political quotations
1. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.


2. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even there is no river.
- Nikita

3. If you can't convince them, confuse them
- Harry S Truman

4. He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. 
- George Bernard Shaw

5. People who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

6. A politician is  fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
- Texas Guinan

7. In Mexico and air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
- Len Deighton

8. Why are politicians diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? Because when their terms are through, they won't be going to school..
- Unknown

9. A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
- Edward R Murrow

10 Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. 
- Will Rogers

11. Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
- Jon Stewart

12. In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
- Thomas


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