Funny Words About Politics And Politicians
1. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
-Aesop
2. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even there is no river.
- Nikita
3. If you can't convince them, confuse them
- Harry S Truman
4. He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
5. People who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry
6. A politician is fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
- Texas Guinan
7. In Mexico and air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
- Len Deighton
8. Why are politicians diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? Because when their terms are through, they won't be going to school..
- Unknown
9. A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
- Edward R Murrow
10 Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- Will Rogers
11. Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
- Jon Stewart
12. In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
- Thomas
